Friday, July 30, 2010

Laziness...360 days of my life #155

Right now I'm having a beer in place of my breakfast for a multitude of reasons.

1. It's easier than making coffee, and it was right in the garage fridge, staring at me.

2. I worked all night, came home zonked then the Universe only allowed me to sleep for 3 hours. 
 Damn the Universe

3.  It has less calories and carbs then whatever I would cram in my trap for breakfast.

4. It makes the teenagers who live in my basement cringe.

5. It's Friday

6. Bobby's Mom is coming today, and there is still dog pee on the carpet.