Modern technology has appeared to have invaded everything from letter writing to courting. It's a sad day when I have to explain to my 14 year old that "back in the day" Boobies did NOT look like that, especially on 16 year old girls. They just didn't. Girls did not ask for Boobies for their 16th birthday....and I think my junior high school friends will vouch for that.
So, was I surprised when a commercial for "chocolate flavored lubricant" came up on prime time TV? Not so much. I just hoped the kids didn't ask any questions because I was not sure how I would answer. It swam around in my head. The commercial, stating chocolate for her, fruit for him.
Not quite a balance meal but with the protein thrown in, hell, what do I know?
The biggest thing I kept stating to Bobby was," What? The taste of penis just needs a little splash of chocolate to make it delectable? You know, to just give it that little bit of oompf."
It makes my stomach roll just thinking about it.
Maybe it was someone ( a man I'm guessing) figured out the taste of the plain and simple was just not quite what us ladies were hoping for and said, "By George, splash a bit of chocolate oil on there and I may be like the Pied Piper! No woman can resist the the taste of chocolate, right?"
Good one, Einstein.