A chore which brings so many people joy, brings me anger and hatred. I guess the people who enjoy it don't actually call it a chore, right?
From the minute I wake up to the minute I put the last dish in the dishwasher I feel anger…anger ANGER.
When in time did it become the woman's job to cook dinner? Someone tell me when, please. Because I want to go back in time and destroy that rule.
I think back to the history books and yes, my memory often fails me….the only woman I can remember who did a good job for the reason woman should not be the only cooks in the household is Typhoid Mary. She cooked for everyone and managed to kill nearly everyone of them. Now granted, I'm no Typhoid Mary, but if it could get me out of cooking multiple unappreciated meals for my family I would consider it. I seriously would.
I can work a 12 hour day and come home to 3 perfectly capable, all limbs attached, intelligent people standing around waiting for dinner.
Are YOU kidding me? I should have dinner on the table waiting for me!
Let me also say that my cooking skills are very slim. I enjoy cooking vegetarian meals but as for Bobby…I can't put a meat and potato dinner together if my life depended on it. I try. I just can't get the timing down.
To tell you the truth, even when I do cook an average meal it is so much work and no one gives a rat's ass I never want to do it again. What's wrong with cereal for dinner?
Maybe I should consult with the history texts and see if I can find a few of Typhoid Mary's recipes.
Do a little reinventing of the history timeline