I believe there are a few things that should just unconditionally be Man's Work. I have a laundry list (no pun intended ) of things I just can't stand doing, and NOT because I can't do it, but because, they just should...period, they should!
Here's my short list:
Emissions testing for car...I hate anything you have to pull up in a certain spot and stop, then get out of your safety zone.
Liquor store...no matter how nice it is, it's still ghetto and woman should not be wandering up and down the Jack Daniel's row alone. Nobody cares you are looking for a good 18$ bottle of wine, you still look like a cheap whore to the men buying 40's.
Cleaning the Gutters...I really don't need to say anything here.
Xmas lights ...fall into gutter category....roof top/ladder...Plus, I'm smart, so when I have to hang the Xmas lights (which I shouldn't be doing) I clean the gutters; I'm a woman and I can multi-task ~snap~
Car Maintenance...here is what happens, you go for an oil change which should be 25$, like the coupon says, and you come home with a new transmission, you get the 5th degree from the man, which sounds like this,
"WTF? Just tell them you want an Effin Oil Change, my Effin God , you can't do anything right!...what the Hell???, I should have done it myself!"
uhhhhh exactly, it's man's work....you should have done it !
( at least we have a new tranny)
There are many other things I'm sure we could come up with...
Oh here's one:
Initiate sex once in a while you lazy bastards, I have needs too. so step it up.
You may have been in your prime at 18-21, but I'm in my prime now.
So unless we plan on purchasing one of those 18-21 year old guys at the Oil Change Place...you better figure it out.
With that said:
Today, I went and got the emissions done, liquor store, and I've all ready hung the Xmas lights and cleaned the gutters.
Now I have to go to Home Depot and buy extension cords.
WTF?
hmmm
and I'm sure I'll still have to cook dinner.