Destination Keanu and Winona...and my life intersection

As with any shitty breakup comes lots of liquor, friends requiring you to put on clothes, cookie dough, and shitty movies.....lots of shitty romantic comedies and slasher films.

Being doomed is the dangled carrot of my future.

I flipped through the movies....

click click click.

Keanu....if you can go through the second part of your life looking like the poor man's version of the Wolverine, I can surely go braless, sit around in my undies scraping cookie dough off the plastic while drinking high end grapefruit vodka.....every day if I want.

as I clicked ....I saw the perfectly shitty movie I would fill my nightly schedule with.

yeah....whoopie

Destination Wedding.

yup.....

Definitely no Sleepless in Seattle, but yet I found myself laughing and nodding and perfectly relating this sleeper into my true life.  

Keanu and Winona....

the charisma was there....

2 people who should have never met, yet do.  Pessimists in love and yet they fit so perfectly

"why didn't we meet 7 years ago Frank?"

"Luck I guess"

ha....

Hits so close to home.  How you can meet someone and have chemistry, but each is so oddly off that the connection is hidden.

Until it isn't. 

Sitting in bed eating Pringles and watching a movie....

arguing about correct pronunciations....

fucking and laughing....

and wondering

"where have you been all this time?"

This perfect scene with her and her flannel pajamas .....

me....so me.

The next scene he describes how beautiful she is, from her dress, to her ankles....

then she tells him how perfect he is....

right down to his straight penis....

I love this....

my quirky self relates to these scenes, because they have happened.

who knows...

this movie

Destination Wedding 

perfect for the non believers full of snark and lack of sex....

It made me laugh.

Things happen as they should in the time frame that they should

sometimes you have to look and say....

I like you, you weirdo

well if you have a free night and some vodka and a side of cookie dough

go for it....

it's kind of funny

and Keanu and Winona are the prefect bantering mismatched match.

it's a sleeper.

xo,

write ya later

m

updated the blog roll

You know what would I would really like ???
is some new suggestions to Blogs and such. As much as I love the artsy crafty ones, I have decided my mind can only take so much of the perfectly decorated house with the perfectly decorated kids rooms ...which never look like anyone uses them. Do their dogs EVER pee on the floor? Probably not, and if they did, it would be pretty and arty.
It makes me feel more inadequate than I all ready am.
So, any suggestions?
I like the cooking ones..those are my NEEEEWWWWW visual stimulation. Especially since I am not really eating anything good anymore, unless you consider oatmeal and flax seed good.
I also like the funny ones...about the real life moms...who's kids puke down the front of their shirts and their older kids are nut jobs...you know real life.
Those blogs make me feel adequate.
I like the funny knitting ones...or the ones Like Angry Chicken...where she always says, "because it's my blog, show, whatever...so I don't have to".
That makes me happy.

what I would also like is for people to comment once in awhile. In know people are reading by the number at the bottom of the page. Yes maybe there is nothing to really comment on, but a little mental support would be nice.

The blogs where it appears that no one ventures away for work bum me out ( this is why I miss Baking with Plath)...The blogs where they head to the perfect home office with every pencil sharpened and in matching colors...as much as I can appreciate them, it makes me pissy...
In my office I am lucky to find a paper clip...or an awesomely decorated ball of rubberbands.
They don't let us shop for office supplies at Anthropoligie.