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Sunday, September 8, 2019

Destination Keanu and Winona...and my life intersection

As with any shitty breakup comes lots of liquor, friends requiring you to put on clothes, cookie dough, and shitty movies.....lots of shitty romantic comedies and slasher films.
Being doomed is the dangled carrot of my future.
I flipped through the movies....
click click click.
Keanu....if you can go through the second part of your life looking like the poor man's version of the Wolverine, I can surely go braless, sit around in my undies scraping cookie dough off the plastic while drinking high end grapefruit vodka.....every day if I want.
as I clicked ....I saw the perfectly shitty movie I would fill my nightly schedule with.
yeah....whoopie
Destination Wedding.
yup.....
Definitely no Sleepless in Seattle, but yet I found myself laughing and nodding and perfectly relating this sleeper into my true life.  
Keanu and Winona....
the charisma was there....
2 people who should have never met, yet do.  Pessimists in love and yet they fit so perfectly
"why didn't we meet 7 years ago Frank?"
"Luck I guess"

ha....
Hits so close to home.  How you can meet someone and have chemistry, but each is so oddly off that the connection is hidden.
Until it isn't. 
Sitting in bed eating Pringles and watching a movie....
arguing about correct pronunciations....
fucking and laughing....
and wondering
"where have you been all this time?"
This perfect scene with her and her flannel pajamas .....
me....so me.

The next scene he describes how beautiful she is, from her dress, to her ankles....
then she tells him how perfect he is....
right down to his straight penis....

I love this....
my quirky self relates to these scenes, because they have happened.

who knows...
this movie
Destination Wedding 
perfect for the non believers full of snark and lack of sex....
It made me laugh.
Things happen as they should in the time frame that they should
sometimes you have to look and say....
I like you, you weirdo
well if you have a free night and some vodka and a side of cookie dough
go for it....
it's kind of funny
and Keanu and Winona are the prefect bantering mismatched match.

it's a sleeper.

xo,
write ya later

m