Pick That Guy

Here's something which made me giggle

I /we were putting away laundry...

you know the mundane crap task of folding and putting away.

Completing the task...which I despise 

When I heard from the other room...

"This is like a fucking dream come true....Never in my life did I think I would be putting away your underwear....Never...I fucking love this part of all of this"

If anyone ever announces this to you.... pick them.  

seriously 

Pick the person who loves you, your laundry, and your nasty ratty underwear.

xoxo,

just a small piece of wisdom,

m

Cuts Like a Knife

 Fucking Ikea and their death blade serrated knife

A knife that is worse than an old school switchblade....

or better yet....

like a goddamn  machete.

how many times have I cut myself with this knife, you ask?

at least 4 

and man, it will cut through your skin and fingernail like butter.

swoosh

silence....

I look....

so clean the slice....

not even any blood....

then the pain, the blood, the anger

FUCKINGIKEA!!!

Fucking Finger

fucking bagel....

fuckity fuck fuck

I'll survive

shit, I've survived so much this year...

the pinky is minor...

plus

it was

"just the tip"

and no one likes just the tip

write ya later

m

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