Fucking Ikea and their death blade serrated knife
A knife that is worse than an old school switchblade....
or better yet....
like a goddamn machete.
how many times have I cut myself with this knife, you ask?
at least 4
and man, it will cut through your skin and fingernail like butter.
swoosh
silence....
I look....
so clean the slice....
not even any blood....
then the pain, the blood, the anger
FUCKINGIKEA!!!
Fucking Finger
fucking bagel....
fuckity fuck fuck
I'll survive
shit, I've survived so much this year...
the pinky is minor...
plus
it was
"just the tip"
and no one likes just the tip
write ya later
m
you are welcome
feel free to comment.
make me feel better
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