Wednesday, April 27, 2011

grocery store shananigans


So, I have a coupon for General Mills cereal.
I reach down to get the box, pull it out, and they ALL come tumbling out. like they were trying to make a great escape.
grrrrrrrrrrrr.  I throw my box into the cart, grumble, growl, cuss under my breath and start re-stacking them like some lone stock boy.
I see some wheels out of the corner of my eye and hear this lady say towards me in a quiet voice, "If that was me, I would just leave them."
I started laughing...looked up and said,
"I might have done that if you hadn't been coming down the aisle."
hahaha
She said," I will gladly glance the other way".

Now that is a way to help a sister out, wouldn't you agree?

ps I picked them up...just so you know.



Monday, April 25, 2011

Conversation with teen son



In kid's room, pilfering with stuff, while he is looking at Pokemon cards...
find a cute lil drawing in a ziplock bag that says, "defense spork"
"hahaha, that's funny, who is this from?"
A girl in Orchestra...
"Do you like her?"
no, not really
"uhhhhh, do you just not like her?  or do you not like ....girls ...girls in general"

pause,,,,

"I mean, I don't care, you know me, I just find it easier to adjust my conversation if I know if the conversation is a mute point or not"
I look over, he's laughing quietly....
yeah, Mom, I like girls...just not any at my school.
as I walk out of the room I say,
"cool, whatever, I don't care, if you decide you like boys let me know...just for conversation sake." 
He's chuckling, sure mom, will do.  

good...
now take the garbage out.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Yarnnnny


I purchased some ICE yarn from Ebay.  2.09 a skein, and it's like the one below but in black.
I got a LOT for 8.99$ then 6$ shipping, I should have bought more, but wasn't sure.


I want to make this


I know, I know....where will I wear such a thing.
But I love it and him and all things Old Skool Punk Rock.
Or maybe I can make this:

awwwww
precious lil stinker.


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Swimsuits, if you are "older"


I wanted to show you guys what I deal with. See these suits...These are the women's suits. Maybe a track suit would better suffice? I don't know, I just want to wear something that doesn't make me look like the over age mom that I am. Is it too much to ask?
Swim Separates

Sets

One-Piece Suits


































At least I don't need the maternity swimsuits, although when I was pregnant, I was so confidant I wore a bikini...I loved my body!
So, in contrast here are the "junior's suits"  I should not be buying junior suits


Monokinis

Swim Separates

Cover-Ups

























Granted, these are from Kohl's but as far as I can tell they are all about the same in the in all women's section vs. juniors.
I need to step up and try to find a happy medium.
do they make a cool 40 something swimsuit for a 5' no waist gal?
I'm on the hunt.