Showing posts with label cats suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats suck. Show all posts

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Getting Laid on the wrong side of the age gap

The truth of the matter is…I need to get laid.  
There I said it.
If it's too much info for you, stop reading now, because knowing me it will only get worse and I dont often have control over my brain,mouth and writing.
See, I'm 44.  
I make an effort to be healthy.  I eat properly, I work out…I may not be super pretty, but I take care of myself.
I pride myself in being in pretty good shape.  
I even occasionaly shave my legs.
well, if I think someone may touch them or the sun my reflect off the length.
Back to my point.
My other half has lost interest.  I'm pretty sure it is in me, but could possibly in general.
When I asked the other day, he said…Yeah, I'm too tired…. rather just relax.
hmphf.
well…where does that leave me?
Short of getting a house boy, it leaves me to my own devices, which is never good…
or leaves me to finding another non sexual hobby…such as buying new furniture or vacationing.
Either one is fine.
Maybe I need a girlfriend.
well….
I guess I will shop online for some new shoes…
run around the lake and knit some more.

that should fix it.
I'm leaving you with a picture to make you think…it could be worse.



Tuesday, November 3, 2009

good morning Vietnam

like a war zone around here
Up at 430 to get everything and everyone ready for the day. I have clinicals so it throws the entire planet in my house out of whack. I have to count on a 12 year old to get the 5 year old ready for school and get her there on time.

took a shower, wiped off with my favorite green towel ..."sniff sniff" what the hell? what is that? (smell towel)
damnit!!! Olive (i'm assuming ) used my towel to wipe her pee pee crotch when we ran out of TP. Nice...is it some sort to of lesson? Or just some sort of Karma?

Back into shower...rinse repeat...clean towel.

Put dogs out, then lock them in laundry room...step in cat vomit.



fuzzy slippers+ cat vomit = not good...and pissed mommy.

throw favorite fuzzy slippers down the stairs and start to cry...wipe tears, regroup, and pray my patient today doesn't have as a bad a day as mine is starting.

Gotta run.
9 hours of clinicals
then to work for 3 hours then home to .....
i don't know...can't think anymore.