weird shit has been happening.
weird weird shit.
is it some sort of mystical moon business?
As much as I wish I could go into full detail or use metaphors, similes , or even hyperbole....I can't.
Because there is something in the air I will bring up something in which I wrote my senior practicum on for my recent degree.
And maybe I can just roll some of my dry humor into my observation and research.
I'm not sure how it came up today in work....but I said,
"Oh, I wrote a paper on STDs in assisted living homes and how people are just ignoring the fact that seniors are fucking"
Well of course seniors are fucking, why not?
just because I am not....why can't they? It is highly prevalent within these communities, even within the Alzheimer's locked units.
So, the more I thought about it, the more I started laughing on the inside.
I announced, " holy hell, I only have 30 more years and maybe I'll be getting laid....sheesh....maybe I can move in early?"
All my work friends looked at me....paused and busted out laughing.
me...in 35 years....
you betcha
Go....M
seniors...
god bless them,
their will to fuck,
and their lack of condom use.
I wonder if Medicare covers STDs after 70?
on a younger note
I made it through the hazy 90s with no STDs, no HIV (even living in Atlanta), and no extra kids.
A friend texted me the other day and said he just found out he has a 26 year old daughter.
I was beside myself with joy.
I'm an Auntie (kind of)
He appears to be ok with the entire thing.
I wondered where I was during this time period?
He was my best friend...
I would have never let that happen...
unless I was all hazy 90s too.
must have been
I'm excited for him
we revisited our younger year pact....
The original was if we weren't married at 40 ( because that was so old) we would marry each other.
He texted and said....
well, if we are alone at 60...can we get together and travel and just be together.
I might have to reconsider....now that he has a child and all
hahahahaha
also.... at 60 I will still have 20 years before I hit old folk home sexy service availability....
so, yeah, I think I can buy into the pact...
we can travel and just lay in the bed and talk.
and eat crumpets.
us...
I seriously need help
or sex....before 80....
or maybe
just some good
quality
alone time
with crumpets and my hand.
me....and I may have crumpets....
or something
remember....when you are feeling down
80 year olds
meow...
write ya later,
m