Showing posts with label they feel good so I feel good. Show all posts
Showing posts with label they feel good so I feel good. Show all posts

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Gardening Down Below

ya know....
there are certain body parts which don't get the recognition they should from me.
I just realized the other day that my vagina, vajajay, hootchie, peach, etc does not get the love it so rightly deserves .

go read some stories about falling back in love with your parts


I had a Doctors appointment and , like going to the beach, I said "let's make sure the garden is tidy"
I spend time on a daily basis, cleaning and shaving around the edges etc...but I don't always go all out.
What's the point?  It's just me and it really is not like someone might come along and say ...."hey, let me critique your edging" Although it would be gladly appreciated if someone did come along and want to critique in a nice manner....
So, as I showered I teetered on one leg, lathered and shaved carefully around all the parts. front to back.... 
It brought me back to my younger years when I helped the girls at the Gold Club in Atlanta shave their tweens where they could not reach or see and we would laugh and make literal 
"smart ass remarks" ...
Those were the weird old days and how I got that job for that short amount of time I cannot even remember.
As I shaved my tween, I thought....I think I might like someone to do this for me, yet I'm not willing to go get anything waxed (way too personal)...so fancy razor and me , myself and , I it is.

When one shaves delicate areas there is a lot of yoga poses and balancing acts....
bending and hand play to get everything smooth.
The back end is harder still because the area is not so forgiving.
The final part is a nice little haircut on the front.
I have embraced hair.
I used to shave it all or leave little parts but I have since decided I like some fur....
although my fur is straight and that has always bothered me, maybe someone had commented one time?
who knows,
but I have let it grow but keep it short.
and occasionally I shave it because I, personally like the smooth feeling...
especially after a shower shave and baby oil.

women are often extremely sensitive to the looks of their lady parts down there. 
What is normal?
Why is it this way and her's is that way?
Porn only shows nice little "girl like" ones
This is so traumatizing to some women that they have taken to cutting there labias off to please the other sex's visual choice.
I don't think I have ever heard a man say...
"I'm gonna get my penis reconstructed because the ones I see on TV are huge and look like a PBR tall boy"
never....nope never


My finished manicured garden looked lovely and I was pretty sure the doctor would appreciate.

doctors appointment was a different story

all is good 
take care of your garden, and manicure that lawn anyway that makes YOU happy
Because, I think most people who enter your garden are just grateful they were invited to the garden
make sense?

love ya...
write ya later,
xo,
m



Thursday, March 21, 2019

Milf it up , Nana


weird shit has been happening.
weird weird shit.
is it some sort of mystical moon business?
As much as I wish I could go into full detail or use metaphors, similes , or even hyperbole....I can't.
Because there is something in the air I will bring up something in which I wrote my senior practicum on for my recent degree.

And maybe I can just roll some of my dry humor into my observation and research.

I'm not sure how it came up today in work....but I said,
"Oh, I wrote a paper on STDs in assisted living homes and how people are just ignoring the fact that seniors are fucking" 
Well of course seniors are fucking, why not?
just because I am not....why can't they?  It is highly prevalent within these communities, even within the Alzheimer's locked units.  
So, the more I thought about it, the more I started laughing on the inside.
I announced, " holy hell, I only have 30 more years and maybe I'll be getting laid....sheesh....maybe I can move in early?"
All my work friends looked at me....paused and busted out laughing.
me...in 35 years....
you betcha
Go....M


seniors...
god bless them,
 their will to fuck, 
and their lack of condom use.
I wonder if Medicare covers STDs after 70?

on a younger note
I made it through the hazy 90s with no STDs, no HIV (even living in Atlanta), and no extra kids.
A friend texted me the other day and said he just found out he has a 26 year old daughter.
I was beside myself with joy.
I'm an Auntie (kind of) 
He appears to be ok with the entire thing.
I wondered where I was during this time period? 
He was my best friend...
I would have never let that happen...
unless I was all hazy 90s too.
must have been

I'm excited for him

we revisited our younger year pact....
The original was if we weren't married at 40 ( because that was so old) we would marry each other.
He texted and said....
well, if we are alone at 60...can we get together and travel and just be together.
I might have to reconsider....now that he has a child and all 
hahahahaha

also.... at 60 I will still have 20 years before I hit old folk home sexy service availability....
so, yeah, I think I can buy into the pact...
we can travel and just lay in the bed and talk.
and eat crumpets.
 us...

I seriously need help
or sex....before 80....
or maybe 
just some good 
quality 
alone time
with crumpets and my hand.

me....and I may have crumpets....
or something



remember....when you are feeling down
80 year olds 
meow...

write ya later,
m








Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Keep on ...Keepin on, Baby

What season is it? What month? Am I stuck in some sort of weird limbo year time warp? I can't figure out if I'm coming or going. I guess I thought when I finished school I would get a job and start something new, but here I am...confused as to what I want to do. OH WELL....it's ok, M. just keep on keepin on.



Can't you hear it callin your name? I just gotta get out...Let's go...
It's almost Spring...It's a Sunshine Day.

Now where the hell did I put those flares? If Bobby hid them I'm gonna break his neck.