For Fuck's Sake....
Seriously,
Remember when time took forever? You know...You are in middle school and summer can't get there soon enough. Christmas took forever to arrive. Getting a driver's license seemed like it would never happen....
and getting old???.....
You would NEVER EVER EVER be 30, let alone 40, 50, or 60.
I remember walking into the living room, at about age 15, and announcing to my mom......
"My boobs are too high!...I hate it, Why can't they look like normal boobs?"
(Normal boobs being Farrah Fawcett boobs, or any of the other young women I saw on the beach...but mostly Farrah Fawcett)
My mom took a sip of her Vodka, which was neatly disguised in a coffee cup, and said, "oh?...Well you just wait .... you wait until you are my age and you will be paying money to have them put back up under your neck....just wait"
I announced......
I'm never gonna be your age and if I am, I won't care about my boobs.
Guess what?????
I'm her age now and much to my dismay and chagrin...
my boobs are right where she said they would be. All those times watching my mom get dressed in her fancy outfits, bending from the waist to adjust her mom boobs into her bra then adjust it again so that it sits nicely under her clothes....that's me...
same....
Mom boobs.
here's is an awesome video of a young mom and her fabulous mom boobs....
bless her heart