Showing posts with label back in the old days. Show all posts
Showing posts with label back in the old days. Show all posts

Monday, May 3, 2021

Mom Boobs..........

 For Fuck's Sake....

Seriously,

Remember when time took forever? You know...You are in middle school and summer can't get there soon enough. Christmas took forever to arrive.  Getting a driver's license seemed like it would never happen....

and getting old???.....

You would NEVER EVER EVER be 30, let alone 40, 50, or 60.

I remember walking into the living room, at about age 15, and announcing to my mom......

"My boobs are too high!...I hate it, Why can't they look like normal boobs?" 

(Normal boobs being Farrah Fawcett boobs, or any of the other young women I saw on the beach...but mostly Farrah Fawcett)



My mom took a sip of her Vodka, which was neatly disguised in a coffee cup, and said, "oh?...Well you just wait .... you wait until you are my age and you will be paying money to have them put back up under your neck....just wait"

I announced......

I'm never gonna be your age and if I am, I won't care about my boobs.

Guess what?????

I'm her age now and much to my dismay and chagrin...

my boobs are right where she said they would be.  All those times watching my mom get dressed in her fancy outfits, bending from the waist to adjust her mom boobs into her bra then adjust it again so that it sits nicely under her clothes....that's me...

same....

Mom boobs.

here's is an awesome video of a young mom and her fabulous mom boobs....

bless her heart 

@jessmariee7  Tiktok

sound on....
I adore her
that lil wiggle and laugh....

Well,
mom boobs....
hopefully they are hip amongst my age group....
but.
neither here nor there
we got em

xo 
write ya later
m


Monday, February 11, 2019

365 days : first date


2/11/19


This young man drove 5 hours to take me on a real first date ... I was 3 years older and and in passing he heard I had never been asked out and picked up in a car and taken out.  So, the young gentleman that he was....he made it happen.
I still remember how nervous this young punk rock kid was when he asked. 
We had known each other for a few years because he hung out like a little brother in our circle of friends. 
Just a kid.
I couldn't say no, because he put so much effort into it and he really was a sweet heart.
Picked me up in his classic Caliente car that he had just had repainted....and if I remember correctly we got rear ended in Little 5 Points on the way to the movie.
He kept his cool.

I believe we saw a movie, had dinner, and he took me home, walked me to the door, and kissed me on the cheek.
I believe he was just 16 or 17 and I was 19 or 20....
I had moved many times, and we both went through many changes...
The other day when I was cleaning, I found a stack of postcards from throughout the years he had sent me.
Back before the internet etc...
postcards :)
A young man who wrote.
and was also very punk rock.
What a flipping gem.
well,


Today is his birthday.
47 
He has grown up, 

No, this is not the Dude.

We still adore each other. 
We talk almost everyday and we always joke we have the longest surviving 
long distance relationship ever.
I don't believe we had ever kissed or anything else...

Always a gentleman.

I'm grateful he is still in my life. 
This big badass man....

Happy Birthday, Travis


it's been about 30 years 
xox,
write ya later,
m






Thursday, July 26, 2012

The Doll House Which Saved the World

I came home tonight from a long and soul sucking shift.    Angry, tired, and plain exhausted I couldnt get a hold on my head. 
 Life is what you get dealt, regardless of your standing on the ladder. 
 4 glasses of boxed wine, half a cold pizza, and 4 episodes of Breaking Bad.... I opened an email,
which, I thought was porn, titled"prettiest girl ever standing..." to see my little girl... not in porn, but spending time with her Aunt Sally. As the pictures opened, the grief, sadness and emotion poured from me. 
 The 12 hours of feeding a Hospice patient morphine every 15 minutes, explaining to the family why their mother,grandmother,wife was breathing so agonally…12 hours of sneaking to the bathroom to splash my red ,teared face..........it was all washed away.... Olive, alone with her Aunt Sally, playing with a doll house which meant the world to me. A doll house I longed for every other month when I stayed with my nieces.... hand made with love. Each picture opened and I could feel my angst wash away, looking at my daughter playing with a child hood memoryof my very own, alone, quiet, and happy.  My heart ached for my mom, for my dad....for a family I want my children to have. A family which my family in another state is making right for me. 
The family my dying patient had. All together, smiling, remimiscing, allowing love to happen.
I am thankful
here is the link to the slideshow for more details of the wonderful handmade doll house









These pictures of a day so simple washed it all away.

xoxox,
m

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Sequined Dive

     I could hear her before I saw her....
The sound of her high heeled clogs, the laughter only a few martinis can bring, and the beckoning call for retreat from the others.

     Up til this moment I had been enjoying myself in the resort, of which we lived, frolicking about in my tube top bathing suit with not a care in the world.
Taking turns with the tourists from all over the country, showing our skills in cannonball art and bathing suit retrieval.  My brother's were the Kings of the Cannonball and the occasional backwards gainers taking the time to show the tourists how cool the locals really were.  I, on the other hand, was a champion of bathing suit retrieval and tears.  At the age of 10 I had not quite learned the art of the tie around the neck swimsuits...I enjoyed the sleek 1970's beauty of the tube top.  This proved to be one of the subjects of great fodder for my new friends and brothers alike.
 Little was I to know that I was soon to be a subject of greater fodder which would haunt me for the rest of my life.

We were all toasty brown, with chlorine greened hair.  I lived on a diet of Shasta and bar pretzels, which were always put on room 113's tab, a little trick my older brother's taught me.  
We were on our own...except for Fridays.  FRIDAYS...the dreaded Fridays when the parental forces would come off the golf course and hit the "Sandollar Lounge", dressed in their finest resort wear to "tie one on".  They hardly ever even acknowledged us, except when they realized it was edging close to dinner time.  Then as if  magic tiny white plates of "Happy Hour" food would land at the pool side table for my brothers and me.  
It couldn't get much better than this. Utopia.
The sun would duck down over the 6 stories of the Resort and the pool lights would brighten the deepest parts of the pool.  The deck was aglow with summer.

Marco?   Polo!!!!   Marco...."hey, you can't get outta the pool!!!!"    Polo!!!!

The music of Wings and songs of Pina Coladas would flow from the bar as did the laughter.  Occasionally, we would peek through the poolside windows and see our parents dancing with other unknown parents, enjoying their cigarets and martinis, smiling....you know, "cutting a rug".
I was as free as the night was long.  Pretending I was from a mansion across the golfcourse, dripping with money only resort living could bring.  Not a care in the world.

Like I said, I heard it before I saw it.   The crazy laughter...the adults laughing, then my brothers saying  something to the effect of 
..."Oh No..."
Someone laughing, "That's our Gloria!!!" as the poolside double doors swung open.
The kids of all ages gasped as she stood in her sequined pants suit on the white of the resort deck.  Cocktail in hand, music flowing outside, the clippity clop of her high heels.  She was stunning.  She was, at that moment the magic she thought she was, and the horror I knew she could be.  
 I cringed. 
My brothers yelled and whistled....
Tourist kids clung to the side of the pool, eyes like saucers...
"is this resort life?" zipping through their teenage minds.
clippity clop clippity clop...
She was on the diving board before I could escape.  Sequins shining in the spotlight.  The pool was her stage.
The girl dog-paddling next to me  says, "Is that your Mamma?"
The tube top seemed so far away at that point, the fact the teen boys had seen my nippies was nothing anymore.
Before I could udder a lie, I hear the yell and the flash of the red sequins , "Cannonball!!!!!"
Wig bobbing in the deep end like a refuge.  A teen age boy holding a retrieved martini glass from the bottom of the 12 feet of resort pool, and my mom, sequined and backstroking across the water, laughing, laughing and laughing.   
"How was that boys?"

My nippies seemed so trivial now.
Tomorrow I will ask for a one piece.



Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Smell of Teen Spirit

Today, I took the boys to this strange foreign phenomenon called an "internet cafe".  Sounds interesting right?  Internet/Cafe....can't go too wrong.  Oh how wrong I was.  This place is called CDX2 (or something like that).
Walked in,eyes adjust to the pitch black walls...hmmm, nothing like expected.  I guess in my lil feeble arty mind I thought of, let's see, Paris, France...people sitting around reading Poetry or Lesbian Literature, sipping small cups of Americanos and stepping outside to smoke clove cigarettes.   
bwahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAA
Uh yea,NO, not even close brotha...
When I walked in and my eyes finally adjusted to the non lighting and my nose to the smell of teen BO, 
this is what I saw:




not exactly Paris...
The boys started to get excited, they could smell the "teen spirit" coming from down the dark corridor.  The sounds of Pre Pubey cuss words, like "Damn it Dude!" and "Hellsa Yeah" were streaming from a dark area blocked off to normal eyes.
I told Master Nerd at the counter my ears were burning.  He just looked unamused into my eyes and said,
"they are teenagers, what's your log in name?"

no,no, no...not for me.  
The boys stepped up, or more like sprung to attention, actually the most movement I've see all day.
They got all signed in, picked silly boy "gamer names" and for a mere 12$, 3 full hours of teen ecstasy was purchased. 
We then walked around the corner to get them set up with their "internet gaming device"....
(and to make sure the weird( over the age of 50) gamer dudes weren't sitting too close to my (young virgin) gaming dudes.
Here's basically what the room looked like, except with flat screen TV's:

AND with more zits and pop cans.

The boys settled in, logged in, and just so that they remembered what an awesome mom I am I announced to all the Nerds, 
"Well, I just CAN'T imagine why there aren't any chicks here, I mean, If I was a teen age girl, man...this would be an ideal hang out...I mean, really, look at all the eligible, zit faced,over achievers wasting a perfect summer day inside sitting side by side, shooting people..."

I remember when I was young the boys had an old mattress out in the field/woods where they would enjoy the summer air and read their porno stash and dream about getting laid.
Not now, times have obviously changed.

needless to say, My boys had a blast. I think I even heard a Thank You when they got back into the van.