It's the summer time and the lawn looks like shit in the back! I need to dig it up, but where shall I start? look at it!!!!
Wait, as you look at it admire the new deck walkway first...ok now go back to the pee lawn.
here is the before.
There is absolutely no "after", yet.
I started digging it up, but jeeeez, grass is hard to dig !!! 2 hours and a blister later it still looks about the same, so I decided to come in and fantasize about my yard as it should be:
hmmmm isn't that nice and relaxing?
Now quick!!!!
scroll back up and look at Peepee lawn....stress. grrrrr
How does one get something like that? Can you swing by the Home Depot, load up 27 illegals, 27 cases of Corona, and then "POOF" you have Serenity? I drove down to Home Depot to get a tomato cage and looked for the day laborers, they must have been in siesta.
Maybe I should set my sights on something like this:
If I did something like this, I would have a fabulous excuse to drink lots of wine or beer or stuff, not water, which comes in Blue Bottles. That is inspirational to me..and enticing.
Bobby would say it looks like Sanford and Son, but I like it.
Or maybe a nice easy view like below...
I love gnomes, but I would have to move to get this...all we have are sewer racoons as big as yetis and shaggedy foxes of the 4 legged kind.
I guess I'll don my gloves and give it a go again.
dig and dig...and dig
